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Welcome dear listeners,
...To the strange metaphysical concoction which is my life.
Recently featured on such reknown programs as Australias Most Wanted and Lifestyles
of the Intellectually Deranged.
After cunningly thwarting the last Lichtenstinian plot, I did some probing
(ouch) into the Persons Belonging� To The Country of Lichtenstein.
A Few Facts (FIGURES AS OF 95)
- Lichtenstein is actually spelt Liechtenstein
- (but hoose cownting)
- It has no major ports or airfields!
- (No-where for possible invaders to land)
- With only 280 642 persons (grown since)
- (if you can call militarily trained robots persons)
- ...in an area equal to that of downtown Sutherland
- (ie Small)...it has a GDP as of 92 of $630 million thats $22 500ish per capita(including prisoners and slaves). This smells of Illegal activity.
- It has no universities yet it has a literacy rate of 100%.
- (Because they're all trained in post-fascist military spy colleges.)
They supposedly speak "Alemannish German": however sources close to the fact, tell of the real secret language consisting of everyday English words in structures designed to sound like normal conversation.
Example:
- ENG:� Hello, where is the train station ===>
- LIECH: Where can I find the resources to raise a sizable but secretive land army.
(Source:Collings English-Personsbelongingtothecountryofliechtenstine Dictionary)
- Top official industries:
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- The manufacture of machines (Weapons) and
- industrial equipment (Big Weapons),
- precision instruments (Spy equipment),
- and dental supplies (Torture tools).
If the money that flows in and out of Liechtenstein daily,
actually flowed in and out of Liechtenstein daily,
the result would be eclipsing of the Nile in full flood.
Despite it's size Liechtenstein holds a significant portion of the world' savings
and 25 000 Bank and Business headquarters.
Need I say more. The entire country is a front! The real population of
Liechtenstein reaches in excess of three million. They live abroad while a
small contingent posing as polite chubby Germans lays in wait with a third
of the worlds money ready to launch an onslaught on any who may uncover
their plan. They exist so they may stop people thinking they exist. (very
big brother) Funded by the worlds cash flow. They are a society established
on the principles of not existing consequently they are screwed in the head
and are after, us!
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