The Following is an actual transcript of an email sent on the 14th of April 98.
...The answer can be stated in three succint words
"The Devils of Lichtenstein."
Yes, in one of
numerous aimless wonders through the web I have uncovered one of the darkest secrets
unknown to man...
those belonging to the country of Liechtenstein do. (whispers) ...they impersonate me,
Yes, the cunning Devils, through an operation called "FtkdgScxzw." So cunning is this operation, that only those belonging to the country of Lichtenstein can pronounce it's name
ie. no-one can hear you scream...
It's the old tree falling in the woods with no-one around hypothesis. Forget the FBI, IMF, KGB, CIA, if you can't pronounce it, it doesn't exist. This aformentioned nemesis has even found a way to make itself invincible
for example:
if someone belonging to the country of Lichtenstein crept up behind you weilding a sizable axe, your friend watching the incident from afar can not yell, "look out for the person belonging to the country of Lichtenstein behind you" in time... the result dear listeners, splattered brain bits and one more person belonging to the country of Lichtenstein skulking off into the night, with another notch on his 'leather strap that wraps around the waste.'I'll keep you posted on my fight against the dark side...Scared yet... well you should be, there's more... they are amongst us dear listeners, in a manner similar to that of the Church of The Latter Day Saints (Mormons) and dressed not all that differently they infiltrate our ranks witing for the next victim of FtkdgScxzw. They infiltrate everywhere... "no Derek" you say,"it can't be true"... Proof you ask I give you The Artist Formerly Known As Prince... if he's behind you with a sizable mace in full swing, aint no-one gonna save you!
Meantime Be afraid be very afraid.
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