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Dear Listeners,
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They've done it again, got me when i'm most vulnerable... when I'm naked. If your wondering what I'm talking about, consult the previous email entitled "The Dawning".
Anyway as I was saying, dear listeners, It dawned on me as I was forwarding a forward of a forward to BLANK, originally to BLANK passing through BLANK...

Dear BLANK,
Maybe you can explain a phonomenon that I was talking to Peta about. It's explained in the message below.
Signed the worried Derek.
(ps I suspect those Lichtensteinians)

-----Original Message-----
From: Derek Laney
To:BLANK
Subject: Fw: BLANK

Hi BLANK,
Good to see ya, Sorry I didn't catch you at rach's cruise, my reason is below in an email to BLANK, I got your report though.
To make you feel better, last night i was so tired that I found myself sitting in my chair at the computer with a towel around my waste, Suddenly I realised I didn't remember leaving the computer to go have a shower, I must have because I was dripping water but i don't remember any stage from undressing to soaping... nothing, My hair was dry so I obviously wasn't there for very long and I didn't smell sweet so I probably didn't soap myself...
I was very very scared... they gave me a license to DRIVE!

-----Original Message-----
From: Derek Laney
To: BLANK
Date: Monday, 20 April 1998 15:52
Subject: BLANK

BLANK, I did it, I missed Rach's cruise, if you don't remember, I wasn't there! Anyway I stayed home to do my assignment. "You bitch"' you say, yeah well don't worry, the lords of tyrany and socialisation had their revenge;
after doing multitudumous amounts of work, and falling asleep at a reasnable 1pm, I awoke to find no record on my computer of my work the previous night... maybe I was a bit ;) and just don't remember it.
So I cryed for three hours and then did it all again, it just wasn't the same thrill the second time, a bit like you really... I'm kidding...

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